It’s called “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”. Ever heard of it? Now, now, now, don’t get all crazy on me, we’re not pregnant. That was a mean thing to do to you, huh? 
I’m sorry. (Btw, Matt hates it when I say “we’re not pregnant”, because obviously he won’t be. So I say it even more, just to annoy him. Because we love each other like that. Just like when you have an itch and have to scratch it, he HATES it when people say they have to itch it, because they’re scratching/not itching. And I totally agree. But I say that too, just to get a reaction. We like to tease each other…ramble done.)
Anyway, we bought it because it was a freaking dollar, and I thought “we’re gonna need this someday”. Right? I’ve heard it’s like the most popular book to get when pregnant. Or is that outdated? I tucked it away on our bookshelf, and I’m just hoping family members don’t see it and go crazy. I’m not going to open it until I need to, but I was just curious to see if we wasted our dollar.
That book is NOT outdated! It’s pretty much the go-to book for expectant mothers. And you’ll get about five copies down the road, so it likely was a waste of a dollar! =) No worries, I’m sure it’s a good one. I’ve never read it, myself, but I hear good things about it.
Well, I will just make sure to announce we DON’T need another copy.